From the recording Singles
Lyrics
CAVIAR AND NASCAR
Verse 1:
Hey, hey, it must be fate
I knew we wouldn’t work by the second date
The feeling's gone, you just feel wrong
You and I will never get along
I’m trying to make you see
You’re not the one for me
CHORUS:
We’re like
Caviar and NASCAR
Johnny Cash with a pink guitar
Your mom and dad on your honeymoon
A bonfire in the living room
A big ole butt in a tight white skirt
Mr. Clean digging in the dirt
It’s time for you and I
To say bye-bye
Verse 2:
Hey, hey, you better hit the bricks
I see you flirting with the other chicks
You want another chance? Uh-uh!
Not my idea of a hot romance
I’m trying to make you see
You’re not the one for me
CHORUS
Bridge:
You squeeze the toothpaste in the middle
Leave your underwear on the floor
Immature and non-committal
I can’t take it anymore
Verse 3:
Hey, hey, honey this is the end
Heard you were hitting on my best friend
You say you’re not a cheat? Ha, ha!
Shoulda been a little more discreet
I’m trying to make you see
You’re not the one for me
CHORUS
Bye-Bye
Bye-Bye
Bye, bye, bye, bye