Caviar & NASCAR

Hey, hey, it must be fate
I knew we wouldn't work by the second date
The feeling's gone, you just feel wrong
You and I will never get along

I'm trying to make you see
You're not the one for me

CHORUS:
We're like
Caviar and NASCAR
Johnny Cash with a pink guitar
Your mom and dad on your honeymoon
A bonfire in the living room
A big ole butt in a tight white skirt
Mr. Clean digging in the dirt
It's time for you and I
To say bye-bye

Hey, hey, you better hit the bricks
I see you flirting with the other chicks
You want another chance?  Uh-uh!
Not my idea of a hot romance

I'm trying to make you see
You're not the one for me

CHORUS

Bridge:
You squeeze the toothpaste in the middle
Leave your underwear on the floor
Immature and non-committal
I can't take it anymore

Hey, hey, honey this is the end
Heard you were hitting on my best friend
You say you're not a cheat? Ha, ha!
Shoulda been a little more discreet

I'm trying to make you see
You're not the one for me

CHORUS

Bye-Bye
Bye-Bye
Bye
Bye, bye, bye
 

Get in the Game

You’ll find the power, if you choose it
Right in your soul, so use it
Turn up the speed, abuse it
Eyes on the goal, don’t lose it 

Get in the game
If you don’t
There’s no one to blame
But yourself
No sitting around, wasting away
Get up, get ready; it’s time to play
Get in the game
If you don’t
There’s no one to blame
But yourself
No sitting around, wasting away
Get up, get ready; it’s time to play
Get in the game

Digging for gold, you’re drilling
The medal you hold, fulfilling
Hearing your name, so chilling 
Claiming the fame, is thrilling  

CHORUS

Bridge:
Whatever you do 
You’ve got to perform
You’ve got to push through 
And conquer the storm
Heart is thumping
Adrenaline pumping 
The passion in your thrust 
Will leave them in the dust

Yeah

CHORUS

You Suck

I’m like a pet nudging you for your affection
And all I get is continual rejection
I curl up in a ball for my protection
But now you call for love’s resurrection
 
CHORUS:
You suck the life out of me (you suck)
The love out of me (you suck)
The light out of me (you suck)
The blood out of me
You suck the years out of me (you suck)
The tears out of me (you suck)
The highs out of me
Goodbyes out of me
 
But I keep letting you come back in for more
No more, no more
 
Remembering the hot infatuation
When our passion was an easy activation
Now I’m buried in a bed of deprivation
In another single-handed celebration
 
CHORUS
 
But I keep letting you come back in
 
Bridge:
Oh you drained the last drop out of me
You are the master of phlebotomy
And I try to crawl, but I am stuck
In all your muck, ‘cause
 
CHORUS x2
 
But I keep letting you come back in for more
No more, no more
You come back in for more
No more, no more
 
 

Dirty Girl

I'm a dirty girl
Welcome to my world
Don't need a sparkling diamond ring
To give you everything

Had a sturdy heart
But now it's torn apart
Just leave it be, if you set it free
It will torture me

I'm craving action
Give me temporary satisfaction

CHORUS: 
Feed me, lead me
Oh, bleed me
Baby, baby, turn me on
Fill me, thrill me
Oh, kill me
And baby, baby, I'll move on

I'm a dirty girl
Welcome to my world
Won't be attaching strings to all my flings
They don't mean anything

Had a sturdy heart
Now it's torn apart
Locked away from love's dismay
Waiting to decay

I'm craving action
Give me temporary satisfaction

CHORUS

I'm a dirty girl
Welcome to my world
Don't need a sparkling diamond ring
To give you everything

CHORUS 

Brave me, crave me
Oh, enslave me
Baby, baby, turn me on
Feel me, kneel me
Oh, reveal me
And baby, baby, I'll move on

Move on, move on
I'll move on, oh

I Pretend

I like the way you move
Like you've got something to prove
But you don't have a clue
How I feel for you

Ooh, I can't stop this lie
No matter how I try 
I pretend not to love you 
Whenever you walk by 

I've got this appetite
I want to take a bite 
I lie awake at night    
Thinking of ways I'd do you right

Ooh, you don't know how I burn
Someday I hope you learn 
I pretend not to love you 
But I'm waiting for my turn 

(Solo)

Ooh, I want to tease you
Ooh, I want to please you
Ooh, I want to taste you
Ooh, but I can't face you, no!

Bridge:
Well I might be mistaken
But the love we could be making
Would rock you to the core
I want you more and more 

I'm acting so damn tame
I want to scream your name
I know you feel the same
Still I play the waiting game

Ooh, and when I look in your eyes
I master my disguise 
I pretend not to love you 
Whenever you walk by