That Hold
That hold you used to have on me has been released
That old glue that’s been grabbing me has now been greased
I told you I’d be hammering it piece by piece
To try to break it down
That hold
I’m on your Lazy Susan spinning round and round
Depending on your boozin’ you’re choosin’ who goes down
You say you wanna savor my buffet
But I aint gonna be your flavor of the day, oh no
‘Cause that hold you used to have on me has been released
That old glue that’s been grabbing me has now been greased
I told you I’d be hammering it piece by piece
To try to break it down
That hold
You held the hand that waited for that band of gold
Another year I stand as you’re in demand and I’m growing old
You had the nerve to let my lovin’ linger
So here’s a longer version of my ringless finger
‘Cause that hold you used to have on me has been released
That old glue that’s been grabbing me has now been greased
I told you I’d be hammering it piece by piece
To try to break it down
That hold
You had some time to think of how you done me wrong
But I learned to shine and I’m feeling fine as I sing my song
You’re frowning ‘cause you say it’s me you miss
Well let me turn around and I’ll give you something to kiss
‘Cause that hold you used to have on me has been released
That old glue that’s been grabbing me has now been greased
I told you I’d be hammering it piece by piece
To try to break it down
That hold
Machine Gun Mary
Machine Gun Mary’s gonna do you wrong
Got a hit list longer than Al Capone's
Make you disappear when her cover's blown
The meanest damn woman I've ever known
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Machine Gun Mary’s gonna leave you scarred
Gonna suck you in 'fore you up your guard
That queen of fear’s gonna hit you hard
Fitty rounds tearing right through your heart
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Solo
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Machine Gun Mary won’t play your game
That obituary be showin’ your name
Her .45’s automatically packed with pain
Your dead and buried 'fore she takes her aim
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
Boom boom, boom
ROTTEN
I’m trying
I’m trying
Now I’m trying to raise, raise the dead
Say you don’t wanna know her better
Say you’re not gonna go and get her
Say you don’t wanna breathe in her scent
I don’t wanna believe your intent
Such a lovely catch
Thinking that she’s fresh
But she’s rotten
Say you won’t go and dig in her garden
Trouble’s growing big that you’re startin’
Now I’m trying to raise, raise the dead
Rewind to the day, the day we met
Such a lovely catch
Thinking that she’s fresh
But she’s rotten
You sailed and you’re lookin’
For another lake to lurk in
She made you get your hook in
Now she’s scaled and you’re cookin’
You say she’s clearly just a friend
So hard to hear at 3 A.M.
Your knife keeps rip, rip, ripping in
Your lie still dripping off your chin
Such a lovely catch
Thinking that she’s fresh
Such an ugly mess
I was giving you my best
Such a lovely catch
Thinking that she’s fresh, but she’s rotten
Caviar & NASCAR
Hey, hey, it must be fate
I knew we wouldn't work by the second date
The feeling's gone, you just feel wrong
You and I will never get along
I'm trying to make you see
You're not the one for me
CHORUS:
We're like
Caviar and NASCAR
Johnny Cash with a pink guitar
Your mom and dad on your honeymoon
A bonfire in the living room
A big ole butt in a tight white skirt
Mr. Clean digging in the dirt
It's time for you and I
To say bye-bye
Hey, hey, you better hit the bricks
I see you flirting with the other chicks
You want another chance? Uh-uh!
Not my idea of a hot romance
I'm trying to make you see
You're not the one for me
CHORUS
Bridge:
You squeeze the toothpaste in the middle
Leave your underwear on the floor
Immature and non-committal
I can't take it anymore
Hey, hey, honey this is the end
Heard you were hitting on my best friend
You say you're not a cheat? Ha, ha!
Shoulda been a little more discreet
I'm trying to make you see
You're not the one for me
CHORUS
Bye-Bye
Bye-Bye
Bye
Bye, bye, bye
Get in the Game
Right in your soul, so use it
Turn up the speed, abuse it
Eyes on the goal, don’t lose it
Get in the game
If you don’t
There’s no one to blame
But yourself
No sitting around, wasting away
Get up, get ready; it’s time to play
Get in the game
If you don’t
There’s no one to blame
But yourself
No sitting around, wasting away
Get up, get ready; it’s time to play
Get in the game
Digging for gold, you’re drilling
The medal you hold, fulfilling
Hearing your name, so chilling
Claiming the fame, is thrilling
CHORUS
Bridge:
Whatever you do
You’ve got to perform
You’ve got to push through
And conquer the storm
Heart is thumping
Adrenaline pumping
The passion in your thrust
Will leave them in the dust
Yeah
CHORUS